Veronika Odesláno October 8, 2003 Nahlásit Odesláno October 8, 2003 АаааЙ Я тоже хотела про ту ти написать!
KOTRPA Odesláno October 10, 2003 Nahlásit Odesláno October 10, 2003 Dear Signore Dirrettore, Now I am tella you a story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as younga christian man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella: 'I wanna shit!' They tella me: 'Go to toilet'. I say 'no, no. I wanna shit i my bed.' They say: 'You better not shit in your bed you sonnawabitch!' What is a sonnawabitch? I go down for breackfast into ristorante, I order bacon and eggs and two pissis of toast.I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and pointa of toast: 'I wanna piss'. She tella me 'go to toilet'. I say: 'No, no. I wanna piss on my plate!'. She then say to me: 'You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!' What is a sonnawabitch? Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: 'I wanna fock!' and she tella me: 'Sure everybody wanna fock!' I tella her: 'no no. You dont understand me. I wanna fock on the table!' She tella me: 'So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table? Get your ass outa here!' So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I heve paid the billa, the portier sy to me: 'Thank you and peace on you'. I say: 'Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch! I go back to Italy ! I never comma saty at your hotella,' your sonnawabitch! Sincerely yoz, Gianni Morella
GDV Odesláno October 10, 2003 Nahlásit Odesláno October 10, 2003 Впервые я услышал это, а не прочитал. Здорово. Только теперь не могу что-то найти мп3-файл с этой историей...
allyouneed Odesláno October 10, 2003 Autor Nahlásit Odesláno October 10, 2003 Никогда не слышал такого пожелания - peace on you.
lovermann Odesláno October 10, 2003 Nahlásit Odesláno October 10, 2003 Это была арабская гостиница Коринфия какая-нить
KOTRPA Odesláno October 10, 2003 Nahlásit Odesláno October 10, 2003 QUOTE (allyouneed @ Oct 10 2003, 12:59) Никогда не слышал такого пожелания - peace on you. Это типа RIP BTW: Перед посадкой в Салониках капитан ( судя по произношению грек ) по радио рассказывает о погоде..., что мы приземлимся через минут 15. Потом, видимо исчерпав запас английского, делает паузу и изрекает "Amen!" Ржали до самой посадки.
StYlus. Odesláno October 10, 2003 Nahlásit Odesláno October 10, 2003 Если бы сюда можно было "присоедиенять" не только изоебраежение, то я бы это с удовольствием сделал... :^)
KOTRPA Odesláno October 10, 2003 Nahlásit Odesláno October 10, 2003 QUOTE (StYlus. @ Oct 10 2003, 16:58) Если бы сюда можно было "присоедиенять" не только изоебраежение, то я бы это с удовольствием сделал... :^) Сделай просто ссылку на файлик, этого достаточно. А есть файлик с тем итальянцем в Лондоне? Хочу!
KOTRPA Odesláno October 10, 2003 Nahlásit Odesláno October 10, 2003 QUOTE (StYlus. @ Oct 10 2003, 21:44) Файлик у меня в контупере :^) пришли. или віложи где-то, пожалуйста
allyouneed Odesláno October 13, 2003 Autor Nahlásit Odesláno October 13, 2003 Урок намбер сикс ( для женщин, которые хотят посмеяться и для мужчин, которые это вынесут) HE SAID....SHE SAID He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said: You wear pants don't you? He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said: Good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said: I would but you're never there. He said: Why did the man cross the road? She said: He heard the chicken was a slut. He said: Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said: They don't have time He said: What do men and sperm have in common? She said: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. He said: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? She said: He buys two cases of beer. He said: What is the difference between men and government bonds? She said: The bonds mature. He said: Why are blonde jokes so short? She said: So men can remember them. He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said: We don't know; it has never happened. He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? She said: They already have boyfriends. He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? She said: A widow. He said: Why are married women heavier than single women? She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. He said: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? She said: They're married. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so ! beautifu l?" God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "Why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
allyouneed Odesláno October 13, 2003 Autor Nahlásit Odesláno October 13, 2003 QUOTE (GDV @ Oct 13 2003, 10:20) Сексизьм на марше? Шо, скучно?
allyouneed Odesláno July 23, 2004 Autor Nahlásit Odesláno July 23, 2004 Повторяем алфавит(Или Как выбрать правильный размер бюстгальтера - пособие для женатых мужчин) (Звук - вкл.)
GDV Odesláno July 23, 2004 Nahlásit Odesláno July 23, 2004 Хорошая какая песенка. Пятничная. Что же это я собирался только что делать?..
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