компутерный юмор

[KOTRPA]

Реальный тортик, который товаричу испекла жена на деньваренья:

 

ПОдробности: http://forums.gentoo.org/viewtopic.php?t=272993

[allyouneed]

JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!

 

Before the computer age,

 

An APPLICATION was for employment.

 

A PROGRAMME was a television show.

 

WINDOWS were something you hated to clean.

 

A KEYBOARD was a piano.

 

MEMORY was something you lost with age.

 

A CD was a bank account.

 

COMPRESS was something you did to garbage.

 

LOG ON was adding wood to a fire.

 

A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road.

 

A MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived.

 

CUT you did with scissors.

 

PASTE you did with glue.

 

A WEB was a spider's home.

 

And a VIRUS was just a flu !!!!!

[Wandler]

JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!!

Разве что этой шутке - тоже 10 лет. В смысле, в 95-м все эти дела уже существовали в нынешнем виде.

[allyouneed]

Самое время вспомнить и снова посмеяться.

[STV]

[KOTRPA]

Allyouneed! Спой, а? Пожалуйста!

 

Yesterday,

All those backups seemed a waste of pay.

Now my database has gone away.

Oh I believe in yesterday.

 

Suddenly,

There's not half the files there used to be,

And there's a milestone hanging over me

The system crashed so suddenly.

 

I pushed something wrong

What it was I could not say.

 

Now all my data's gone

and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

 

Yesterday,

The need for back-ups seemed so far away.

I knew my data was all here to stay,

Now I believe in yesterday.

[allyouneed]

Щаз спою::::::::::::::

 

Yesterday

Fucking Monday was so far away

[KOTRPA]

Вот так рушаться надежды и AYN разбивает сердце....

PS: а мне еще на работу идти.

[Dim]

Дурная привычка ходить на работу.

Надо на работе жить!

Правда, Strannik?

[KOTRPA]

Это у меня раньше так было. Теперь надо даже не ходить, -- ездить! Цельных 10 минут!

[Strannik]

Правда. Я вот тоже ездил , ездил , а потом перенёс работу домой.

[STV]

[KOTRPA]

[Strannik]

[StYlus.]

Надо бы надпись увеличить – незнающие могут не понять :^)