Дохтур, у меня ЭТО!

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Врач сказал: «Кастрация…
Ты занёс инфекцию…»
Я сижу в прострации -
Всё... прощай эрекция…
Врач читает лекцию -
Я же - ноль реакции,
Заменю в больнице я
Вмиг ориентацию…
Стану юной грацией
С дивной конституцией,
В жопу мастурбацию -
Здравствуй, проституция

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Тема транссексуальной проституции была блестяще развита Стингом в "Tomorrow We'll See", моей любимой песне из Brand New Day (mp3)

The streets are wet
The lights have yet
To shed their darkened luster on the scene

 

My skirt's too short
My tights are run
These new heels are killing me

 

A second pack of cigarettes
It's a slow night, but there's time yet
Here comes the john from his other life
He may be driving to his wife
But he slowed down, take a look
I've learned to read them just like books
It's already half past ten
But they'll be back again

 

Head lights in a rainy street
I checked, made sure it's not the heat
I wink, I smile, I wave my hand
He stops, he seems to understand
A small transaction we must make
I tell him that my heart will break
If he's not a generous man
I step into his van

 

They say the first's the hardest trick
But after that it's just a matter of logic
They have the money I have the time
Being pretty's my only crime
Ask what future do I see
I say it's really up to me
I don't need forgiving
I'm just making a living

 

A friend of mine, he wound up dead
His dress is stained with color red
The next of kin, no fixed abode
Another victim on this road
The police just carted him away
But someone took his place next day
He's home by Thanksgiving
But not with the living

 

I know it's just not in my plan
For someone to care who I am

 

I walk in the streets for money
It's the business of love, hey honey, come on!
Don't leave me lonely, don't leave me sad
I'll be the sweetest five minutes you'll ever have

 

Don't judge me
You could be me in another life
In another set of circumstances

 

Don't judge me
One more night
I'll just have to take my chances
And tomorrow we'll see