Sergei 13 Nahlásit příspěvěk Odesláno September 12, 2003 HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but noone can livewithout her. EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for yourfour basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access. SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installsherself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you willlose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............ Quote Sdílet tento příspěvek Odkaz na příspěvek Sdílet na ostatní stránky
allyouneed 1 Nahlásit příspěvěk Odesláno September 12, 2003 E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. Не знаю как у E-MAIL Woman, но в моем почтовом ящике ерунды гораздо больше. Quote Sdílet tento příspěvek Odkaz na příspěvek Sdílet na ostatní stránky